im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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