is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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