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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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