Do vagina's smell?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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