Got a toothbrush?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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