he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Randomize
