I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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