The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think im going to throw up on grandma
thus making me awesome and them whores
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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