a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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