How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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