Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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