And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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