drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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