whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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