Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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