I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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