You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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