when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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