some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
