You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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