There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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