Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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