You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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