ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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