So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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