i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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