Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Found the puke drawer
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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