YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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