mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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