Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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