Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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