you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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