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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They have beer where we have blood.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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