My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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