You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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