Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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