forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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