I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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