Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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