it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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