sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
