R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
