Well douche your snatch and let's go!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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