Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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