My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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