it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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