just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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