This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
