you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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