I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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