So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I want a musical about memes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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